…but it’s a life lesson. Life isn’t always hunky vampires and...– Andy, the MTV movie awards.
decisions, decisions. →
Guy next to me while vacuuming out my car, clearly trying to make converssation: "Hey girl...how do you like that Acura there?
Me, clearly trying to avoid him: "I love it. Would buy another if I had too."
***five silent minutes******
Same Guy next to me (who I have observed is at least 30): "You look like my old high school prom queen"
Me, very "leave me alone"-ish: "hahaha. Well, that wasn't me."
Guy, jokingly : "I was about to be like 'Cindy, is that you?'"
Me, very awkwardly: "Yeah, def. not me! I guess I will take that as a compliment though..."
Guy, very confidently: "Yeah girl, 'cause you look good."
I have heard a LOT of lines, but this takes the cake. (to be followed a week later by the young Indian cashier who asked when (while I was wearing a long dress) if I was "going to the prom").
Uptown girl Shes been living in her uptown...
You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is ‘never try’.– Homer Simpson LOL (via kari-shma)
kari-shma: grace-notes: Gwen Stefani - 4 in the...
Texts from Last Night
(434): why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
(540): you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
Thanks for noticing
"You, so I was looking through your Flickr the other day..."-Aaron
"You were looking at my Flickr? Really?"--Me
"Yeah, I was drunkie and Facebook told me something like "oh, goodwin posted a photo"--Aaron
"So I was going through them all....and man, you do some good work Goodwin."--Aaron
"Oh, wow. I have known you for 8 years, [photographed your WEDDING] and you JUST NOW look at my work? Ughhhhhhh! Thanks. I'm glad you like it."--Me
let the drummer kick//citizen cope. .i love that...
Has this always been around? →
Texts from last night
caleyhustle: eyeslikeheadlights: hahaha (773): I’m at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I’m too desperate to leave…I may need help in the life dept OMG. My boyfriend had velcro shoes. He isn’t in primary school anymore, so I made him get rid of them.